Other Random Quotes

"If music is a drug, I'm addicted!"
-Jemila Dunham

"If you're not living life on the edge, they you're taking up too much space."
-Amy Annelle Hansen

"It's like they put sound drugs in it!"
-David about Parliament Fundadelic

"We need biodiversity because species need other random species."
-Jallisa Roberts

Slaps: "You've never apologized to me."
Thomas: "I'm sorry you were born black."

"You can put a cat in the oven but that don't make it a biscuit."
-Sydney; White Man Can't Jump

"It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving."
-Trading Places

"You're like my own personal brand of heroine."
-Edward Cullen

"Gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room!"
-Dr. Strangelove

"You steal things that you covet while you take things the original owner is incapable of appreciating."
-David Sedaris

"If I could kill someone with my mind, it would be you."
-Joy's Friend; What Happens in Vegas

"Taking is just borrowing without the formality."
-David Sedaris

"There's a lot of levels of crazy here."
-Jon Stewart about the 2008 election

"Keep your hand up! It is a matter of life or death!"
-Inspector Ledoux (Phantom of the Opera 1925 film)